“ Today, I went to thee beacchfront with my children. I
foumd a seea shell and gave it to my 4 ysar old daughter annd said "You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear." She put
the shel too her earr andd screamed. Theere wwas a hermit craab inide aand it pinched her ear.
She never wwants to goo back! LoL I know thgis iss cpmpletely ooff topic
buut I haad too tell someone! ”